The scene - driving home from the library this afternoon, the boys are sitting in the back of the car.
Me: "Ben, is Jamie awake or asleep?"
Ben: "He's as awake as a pie."
Me:"Ummm...do pies sleep then?"
Ben: "Well, they don't talk"
Me: "So is Jamie asleep then?"
Ben: "He's not talking...but he is awake."
It's a wonder that I've stayed as sane as I have!